notarobotbutaghost:

rach:

I mean.

whhw:

tinyairplanes:

Bethany has a sewing machine.  Her name is Sewfia.

poor ol’ gal deserves a whole cheesecake for the things i’ve put her through.

brilliance.

juliasegal:

“Scales. Must have scales. And razor claws. I want some feathers. And a goggly thing on its head. Yeahhh. Dinochicken. Awesome! I feel like a god. All right, what’s next? Guineapigasaurus. Bring it on!”

If you haven’t seen the blog Sleep Talkin’ Man it’s great. It’s everything this English dude says in his sleep.