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EXCLUSIVE NEWS of the Day: Good news everyone! No, it’s not a suppository — it’s brand new episodes of CollegeHumor’s side-cleaving web series Very Mary-Kate!

That’s right: Mary-Kate Olsen, Bodyguard, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and the rest of the gang are back for season three of the critically acclaimed situational comedy. 

“I never thought it would get this big,” says series creator Elaine Carroll, who also plays the likely true-to-life protagonist.

“Is this what I want to be known for?” she asks rhetorically, “a not-very-accurate Mary-Kate Olsen impression? But it’s my show, and people like it, and that’s such a blessing. I just have to go for it.”

Season 3 premieres next Thursday, December 1st, on CollegeHumor.

In the meantime, cancel all your plans, pick yourself up a complete Thanksgiving meal for one (or two, if you’re in one of them fancy “relationships”), and spend the next nine days watching every episode of

 Here — I’ll start you off:

[thanks sam and elaine!]

Aha.  Something to get me through the holidaze.

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   bodyguard is so god damn hot

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   How did I not know about this till now?! hahaha. I am so excited!!!!

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   Ughhh!!! Why did no one mention that VeryMary-Kate was back!!!

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   sheeee’s baaack :3

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    I love these, they are so fucking funny

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    GOD BLESS AMERICA

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    Holycrap, I haven’t cackled in like … forevsies.

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    YES! How I’ve missed these. (Cam)

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    this is today’s only saving grace.

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    don’t think anyone understands how excited

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    YOU MUST WATCH…LOLz…this...is a new FAV…Very

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    Re-watching Season 1 & 2

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