caryrandolph:

Dark, depressing, Christmasy crap. Tights. The elastic threatens to slice my thorax in two. They make me feel eternally muffin-topped. Don’t even get me started on sweaters: itchy, overstuffed, knit nightmares that transform me into a mallrat extra on Roseanne, bitching,…

this seems an appropriate way to return to tumblr.  

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2. sandstep reblogged this from caryrandolph and added:

   Excellent rant. Although...sweaters. And flannel. Layered. But

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6. sitherestranded said: So sad. So true.
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   this seems an appropriate way to return to tumblr.

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    COULDN’T DISAGREE WITH THIS MORE!!!

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30. needcaffeine said: walking around the UWS on Saturday, lots of pea coats…I just wanted to set them ablaze. plus I don’t really care much for winter anymore, I’ve had my fair share of the cold.
31. texturism said: socks, gloves, bulky layers jammed under coats drive me crazy. don’t get me started on coat lengths or sweating by the time i walk a mile to the office.
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34. breakfastatmarissas said: Touché. But the big grandma sweaters are just so damn cozy and if I can wear a blanket to class—i’m going to. Always love your writing!
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37. ninademetra said: i’ve stopped separating clothes by season. it’s just not sensible in new england.
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44. refinedcoast said: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss. Cary Randolph.
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