January 2011
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Hi, My Name is Kia.: Paris is Flipping Domination →
soupandnuts: choronda: So as you may have heard, Paris is Flipping kind of dominated this local gay flip cup league over the weekend. I know, NO1CURR, but fuck you… LOOK AT THESE GIFS! There was a King of the Table match with all of the past winners. One round I tied with some dude so there was a… this has abfab written all over it… love you gurl.  YES!! I WANT IN, IMMEDIATELY, please and...
Jan 22nd
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As Seen On Gchat: January 13, 2011. 8:31 pm. →
asseenongchat: [Preface: EC is a chum and housemate from the undergrad years and is currently earning a Ph. D. in Texas… and teaching college freshman how to write in the meantime. The following is excerpted from an important discussion regarding… modern youth culture.] A:  i would love to know what the current theme party trends are these days with the kiddies, that is EC:  omg can you believe...
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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The Disgruntled Grad Student: On words, language... →
thedisgruntledgradstudent: Yes, words change meaning. Yes, their meanings can expand, BUT blood libel does not fall into the same category as even problematic terms such as retard, moron, gay, homo etc, over which there is a very valid debate about whether we can or should use those terms as we do, now, with the stronger…  thank you for this.  well said.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
totally fappable.: The worst thing about getting... →
mooshoo: At the age of 26, I’m pretty much the oldest person in the world that uses Tumblr. So for those 14-year olds that follow me, sit back and let Grandpa Josh lecture you until the local news comes on. When you turn 18, you get all excited because you’re an adult and you can legally browse…  Dear Josh, For several years now I’ve endured the craggy emotional aftermath of a...
Jan 11th
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“No one is perfect dude. We all have gone on emotional roller coasters of...”
– - response from best friend to recent email I evidently sent when my body was kidnapped by Lifetime Movie Network’s Level VII Hormonal Screenwriters aboard the Starship Estrogen.  (Basic email summary: ‘I just want you to know that you’re all really really amazing women and...
Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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holyfuck
richsommer: We are now in California. Our bags? Not so much. Where are they? No, seriously, I’m asking: WHERE ARE THEY? Because exactly zero are where I am. Humor multiplies by 487 is this is read in character as Moss from The IT Crowd. **Also, sorry to hear about your luck, sir.  Was once stuck in Portugal for a week without luggage, had only blue suede shoes and awkward tourist denim for...
Jan 8th
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clientsfromhell: Me: “Click on the start button.”  Client: “Let me just get my daughter, you’ve lost me.”
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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“In the year 2011, I’m gonna lose 15 pounds, 10 pounds, 3 pounds. 3 pounds is...”
–  Jimmy Fallon, via Goop
Jan 6th