July 2010
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“Just so everyone now knows the plan (took it awhile for it to form aka this...”
–  email from bff slash fave mom-to-be regarding another friend’s birthday celebration… tonight.  Yes.  This is how we do ‘major event planning’.  All aboard the Spontaneity Express. 
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Chances of partaking in any social outing tonight:...
I’m exhausted. On the bright side, I’m halfway through sale season, my mind is mostly intact (or at least in the same form as before this nonsense began) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is apparently now available on Netflix Instant Movies. Mitchell: +1
Jul 23rd
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petal your uppermost grin: Deadlines →
For the past 2 weeks, I’ve been working on a pretty major acting/writing deadline (today), and so this excerpt from Sarah Silverman’s book The Bedwetter really resonated with me: “What I have learned thus far in writing this book is that writing this book is a gigantic pain in the ass. I’ve quickly learned that the best way to write a book is to frequently stop writing your book and reward...
Jul 20th
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“Women probably should rule the world, I thought in a gross and unfair...”
–  Matthew Gallaway, Hibiscus on 34th Street (Maybe Women Should Rule the World)
Jul 13th
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Jul 8th
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Put This On: With regard to the previous post... →
We get nearly as many emails from women as we do from men at Put This On. We are more than happy to have lady readers (hi lady readers!), and we only feel bad that we can’t recommend a lady version of our blog (sorry lady readers!). When these ladies ask questions on behalf of their boyfriends,…  copy/paste/send to work files.
Jul 8th
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Jul 7th
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Annnndddddd....
SHOWTIME. Hell yes, happy fourth everyone. And now back to our regularly scheduled downtown firework programming… No kidding I have the best view in the city. God bless downtown condos with wraparound seventh floor balconies and blue moon on tap. God. Bless. America.
Jul 5th
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Listenlickystickypickyme: Simon and Garfunkel -...
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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Forced Priority: Today's Rant: SWEET TEA →
Ok, I know I have been ranting a lot lately, but this needs to be said: Stop putting things in my damn sweet tea. It’s hard enough to find sweet tea in DC as it is, and usually when you ask they say “well we don’t have that, but we do have peach/raspberry tea” DONT PUT GODDAMN PEACH FLAVORING IN MY TEA If I wanted to drink some kool-aid, I would order a fucking kool-aid.   Tea is subtle...
Jul 1st
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“Turn on the television. We have a wedding channel on cable TV devoted to the...”
– Diane Savino, NY State Senator (via gayformarriage) (via soupsoup)
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Last night, in conclusion:
‘We need a babysitter.’ - Eric
Jul 1st