October 2010
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Did I tell you about Rod BUTT-DIALING me today???
– my mother’s telephone announcements are always amazing.
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If anything, I want you all to realize how incredibly special, smart, gorgeous,...
– ending of best friend’s email announcing to the rest of our friends her decision to leave her job and… get happy.
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Packing via Gchat
me: jesus i'm staring at my closet like I expect a dress to do the charleston and wave at me like, 'ohhh hellooooo!!! wear me to the rehearsal dinner!! I'm fab-u-loussss!!!' and I'm sober. what is wrong with me.
Elizabeth: HAHA. this is awesome. rehearsals are so hard to dress for. i dont have enough "in the middle" dresses
me: I do... but not all of them currently fit. so, ummm... basically I'm just going to pack like four options and wear whatever zips all the way up. add some lipstick and nobody will give a shit.
Elizabeth: totally. that's the way to go.
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Ned Hepburn: Maybe I should start from before the... →
nedhepburn:
Maybe I should start from before the beginning. My friends in the Bay Area I’ve known for a while, some ten plus years in certain cases. Let’s call this one friend Mike. Mike got married two years ago. His wife is awesome. He used to be a really good friend. He got involved with a motorcycle gang,…
Read this. Because you know too. [Haven’t we all been here before?]
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