January 2012
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Team Awkward
Sitting at airport gate, definitely just accidentally assaulted the man next to me with my iPhone cord. (plugged phone into charge station, then dropped it so cord slingshotted upwards right into his face.)
I apologized.
Then gave myself a high five.
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I dealt with some moderate depression a few years ago, and let me tell you: It...
– the-squid-king (via mynameisjuthika)
it feels like being slammed against a brick wall so that everything inside you just hurts, and you can’t fix it. You literally cannot move from your bed, even though you know that you should want to get up and do something, but there is no desire there. It feels...
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December 2011
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from 'Reality Demands'
‘This terrifying world is not devoid of charms,
of the mornings
that make waking up worthwhile.
The grass is green
on Maciejowice’s fields,
and studded with dew,
as is usually the case with grass.
Perhaps all fields are battlefields,
all grounds are battlegrounds,
those we remember
and those that are forgotten’ ….
- Wislawa Szymborska
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People who remember court madness through pain, the pain of the perpetually...
– James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room
November 2011
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Dear you,
I’m not gonna lie to you: this is a love letter. This is an attempt...
– http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com/
[this. i want this.]
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It was the opposite kind of love than we usually celebrate in films, which is...
– IMDb Quotes: Sarah Polley
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the beautiful and the ordinary: I hate winter... →
caryrandolph:
Dark, depressing, Christmasy crap. Tights. The elastic threatens to slice my thorax in two. They make me feel eternally muffin-topped. Don’t even get me started on sweaters: itchy, overstuffed, knit nightmares that transform me into a mallrat extra on Roseanne, bitching,…
this seems an appropriate way to return to tumblr.
October 2011
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September 2011
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Jean-Ralphio Scenes from Ron and Tammys plus BONUS...
This. Was. Amazing.
Great episode. (!!!)
rejectedjokes:
Last night on Parks and Recreation we got to see the wonderland that is Entertainment 720. To celebrate, here are all of Jean-Ralphio’s scenes from last night as well as a never before seen Entertainment 720 DELETED BONUS SCENE!
Take Me There
Party Switch
Bad Business
BONUS DELETED SCENE- Ben’s Entertainment 720...
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P.S. Did you see the new show with Zooey Deschanel? The New Girl? I related to...
– email from best friend E. Our love affair with the Deschanel sisters continues.
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These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don’t give a f*ck...
– Clint Eastwood, in an interview for the October issue of GQ.
[rawstory.]
… made my day. (necessary, completely necessary)
(via thedailywhat)
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Legit trip to NYC: IN THE WORKS.
omg I need this. and it’s actually happening.
NEED, EVERYONE. THIS IS A NEED SITUATION.
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Important Email.
Dear ___,
Is this what Friday night looked like? On second thought… don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.
love you! Mitchell, aka ‘Good God I’m pushing 30 and this is still happening?? [slams head on desk]’
p.s. was super fun though. p.p.s. ‘Good God I’m pushing 30 and still using ‘super’ as an adjective?? [slams head on...
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i'm getting pizza for lunch.
In college an alarming number of my friends and I would sit together at dinner (yes, we did the sorority thing) and sing-chant the word ‘CARBS’ to the tune of ‘Eye of the Tiger’. Yes, one word for the entire song. (Try it! It’s incredibly satisfying! ‘carbs! carbs carbs carbs! carbs carbs carbs! carbs, carbs, carrrrrrrrbbbbssssssss…’)
This...
Hurr cut. Beauty time.
About to get real pretty up in here, thank you and amen.
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I’ve deemed today ‘Braless Thursday’ at the [redacted office...
– best friend text du jour
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August 2011
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Forgot how the second glass of red wine is the one flavored with all the Sad Feelings and has the bold berry-tinged undercurrents of Strong, Poorly Disguised Emotions You Pretended To Forget.