“The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!” - Steel Magnolias.  #UnitedforMarriage #equality #ootd

“The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!” - Steel Magnolias. #UnitedforMarriage #equality #ootd

"For now, hush,
let the Spring be savored and our woes be gone – 
two souls in a field of tulips and the smell of cut grass.”
- Sophie Leu.    #blizzardmonday #poem #tulips

"For now, hush,
let the Spring be savored and our woes be gone –
two souls in a field of tulips and the smell of cut grass.”
- Sophie Leu. #blizzardmonday #poem #tulips

folkinz:

The Veronica Mars Movie Project by Rob Thomas — Kickstarter

(via rachelfershleiser)

Been there.  Donated to that.  (They’re sending me a tshirt).

Someone took herself on a little adventure again.  And ran into some meanies with sharp teeth.  #RamonatheBrave

Someone took herself on a little adventure again. And ran into some meanies with sharp teeth. #RamonatheBrave

A grey day.
But not without loveliness.

(Source: Spotify)

Footage Not Found: Baby Steps to Adulthood

footagenotfound:

Today at work I was introduced to a man whose last name is “Titsworth.” So, in an act of tremendous courage, maturity, and professionalism, I did not laugh. I definitely didn’t make a joke about how much I hope his daughter someday marries a guy with the surname “Seeing” and then hyphenates her…

I cannot get enough of this gentleman.

ODE TO THE MIDWEST

By Kevin Young


I want to be doused
in cheese

& fried. I want
to wander

the aisles, my heart’s
supermarket stocked high

as cholesterol. I want to die
wearing a sweatsuit—

I want to live
forever in a Christmas sweater,

a teddy bear nursing
off the front. I want to write

a check in the express lane.
I want to scrape

my driveway clean

myself, early, before
anyone’s awake—

that’ll put em to shame—
I want to see what the sun

sees before it tells
the snow to go. I want to be

the only black person I know.

I want to throw
out my back & not

complain about it.
I wanta drive

two blocks. Why walk—

I want love, n stuff—

I want to cut
my sutures myself.

I want to jog
down to the river

& make it my bed—

I want to walk
its muddy banks

& make me a withdrawal.

I tried jumping in,
found it frozen—

I’ll go home, I guess,
to my rooms where the moon

changes & shines
like television.

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the “good life”, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.
nell from the movie nell.: i’m just plain jealous of the people who get to include their dogs in...

unicornfandancing:

i’m just plain jealous of the people who get to include their dogs in their weddings. like even if its just like “hey we’re in a field! this is our dog. he’s licking his butt while we kiss! romance.” because animals are family and their cute and everyone loves them and those select few that behave…

I’ve never loved you more, unicornfandancing.

OMG. We are the same person.

Ps DO IT.

Woman attempts to kill husband with vagina.

The one and only article that could induce me to finally subscribe to the someecards newsletter.

Also, please note it says “news.”  in quotation marks.

Dear Universe, my birthday is in August.

Dear Universe, my birthday is in August.

Oh, well if it’s a BARGAIN…

Oh, well if it’s a BARGAIN…

Watching a Whitney Houston documentary on Netflix.

This was the only redeeming quote of the whole thing:

'People often mistake Ray J for a rapper sometimes because of his name. And because he can't really sing.'

- Mark Nero, r&b music critic for about.com

TEAM NO RECIPE.  #suckitpinterest  #fiestanight

TEAM NO RECIPE. #suckitpinterest #fiestanight