footagenotfound:

For no good reason I’ve decided to classify the seven most common types of drunkeness:

Day Drunk - This is the type of drunk that leads to you going to a matinee of The Three Stooges movie.

Business Drunk - As documented by 30 Rock: It involves scotch, sales projections, and balding middle…

I feel guilty posting this sober, I really do.

kindafabulous:

Goyte- Somebody I Used To Know

-This song is reality.

air travel, last weekend, ipod, this band, on loop.

both ways.

(Source: thefrictioninyourjeans)

Guess what I saw last weekend… 
Everyone should be jealous.  Everyone.  It was everything you imagine… and more.

My cheeks were honestly sore from laughing for two days.  Hell of an experience.

photo via SF Sketchfest

shadesofwhatever:

Paul Rudd gives extremely awkward advice to teenage girls.

…Can you develop a Lolita complex at 27? 

(Source: vimeo.com)

This is the second time BK has made an unexpected appearance in my day.

(first was in a reader comment in local newspaper’s ‘best of’ special edition issue).

soupandnuts:

nedhepburn:

Daria and Jane unfffffffff

for abfabsolutely

I think I just found our Halloween Costumes 2k12, darling…

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS SOONER???  OMG YES.  DONE.  DOING IT.  AMEN.

notarobotbutaghost:

rach:

I mean.

whhw:

tinyairplanes:

Bethany has a sewing machine.  Her name is Sewfia.

poor ol’ gal deserves a whole cheesecake for the things i’ve put her through.

brilliance.

soupandnuts:

abfabsolutely:

mooshoo:

Thanks to Amazon Prime’s free 2 day shipping and their one click purchasing feature on their app, I just purchased something while sitting on the toilet at my place of employment.

Technology is fucking awesome.

i just laughed so hard at this.

which is not to say i’ve ever, you know, done something like this, uh, myself.  

thanks abfab… i’ve been on the receiving end (ew?) of those “in the loo” texts. loves ya.

there have also been phone calls.  and you’re welcome.  love you more.

mooshoo:

Thanks to Amazon Prime’s free 2 day shipping and their one click purchasing feature on their app, I just purchased something while sitting on the toilet at my place of employment.

Technology is fucking awesome.

i just laughed so hard at this.

which is not to say i’ve ever, you know, done something like this, uh, myself.  

Sitting at airport gate, definitely just accidentally assaulted the man next to me with my iPhone cord. (plugged phone into charge station, then dropped it so cord slingshotted upwards right into his face.)

I apologized.
Then gave myself a high five.

‘anyone on craigslist happen to be buds with her or regularly serve her her morning cup of dolphin glitter?’

I LOVE AMERICA.

(Source: worstfuckingideas)

stealing this motto for personal use, merci beaucoup.

(Source: lofthebuf)

tooweird-tolive:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

(Source: lemon-sprinkles)

Fucking. Brilliant.